Gotta put the naughty stuff *somewhere*.

Decidedly bisexual, decidedly not work (or minor) safe. If you are likely to get one or both of us in trouble by looking at this leave now.

If you find something you think I might like please feel free to submit it.

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what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely. 

It worked for me